i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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