ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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