hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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