Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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