Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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