Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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