Are we in a gay sports bar?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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