I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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