new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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