A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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