he was CRYING into my vagina
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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