One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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