We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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