Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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