I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just threw up on my dentist
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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