I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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