Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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