awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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