Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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