That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
why didn't you poke me back
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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