Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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