She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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