Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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