i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
third nipple confirmed
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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