Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
