You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
