Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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