are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I would fuck him just for his dog
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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