nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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