sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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