38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Randomize
