and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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