Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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