Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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