So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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