I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Mom said you looked used
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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