Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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