Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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