I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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