You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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