He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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