Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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