What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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