It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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