He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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