just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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