Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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