I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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