I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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