I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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